If someone tells me they are Christian, I ask them who they hate the most. It’s a reliable sorting method.

It’ll be nice to reach the ‘sinking all ships’ phase of life and no longer give a fuck.

I must’ve missed the ‘Billy Madison’ oral history.

I don't have a lot to say—but then I won't shut up about it.


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