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**Random Cat Every Hour** @cats@goose.rodeo · 37m

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Random Cat Every Hour @cats@goose.rodeo

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Two orange tabby cats are lying on a bed. One cat is resting its head on the other's body, with both appearing relaxed and sleepy. The bed has a white blanket, and a light-filled room is in the background.

**Random Cat Every Hour** @cats@goose.rodeo · 3h

Random Cat Every Hour @cats@goose.rodeo

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Gray cat wearing a brown sweater sitting in the snow, looking ahead with bright orange eyes.

**Krista Posch** @KristaPosch@mastodon.social · 5h

Krista Posch @KristaPosch@mastodon.social

Mondsichelglühen
Bäume sehen zu dabei
Bläue vor dem Fenster

#haiku #dailyhaikuprompt

Kommt gut durch die Nacht, Friends ️

#ALT4you #alttext

**Random Cat Every Hour** @cats@goose.rodeo · 6h

Random Cat Every Hour @cats@goose.rodeo

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A tiny fluffy kitten with dark fur is being gently held in someone's hands. The person has pink-painted nails, and the kitten is looking directly at the camera with its paws slightly raised. The background is softly blurred, highlighting the focus on the kitten.

**GEDANKENTaenze** @GEDANKENTaenze@troet.cafe · 7h

GEDANKENTaenze @GEDANKENTaenze@troet.cafe

Ich seh es gerade immer wieder mal:Viele Hashtags, aber keine Worte für die #Bildbeschreibung mehr übrig!
Teilhabe geht anders.
#alttext

**Random Cat Every Hour** @cats@goose.rodeo · 9h

Random Cat Every Hour @cats@goose.rodeo

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A cat is lying on its back with its legs stretched out on a patterned rug in front of a lit fireplace. The cat appears relaxed and cozy.

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**Ciara** @CiaraNi@mastodon.green · 10h *

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Ciara @CiaraNi@mastodon.green

@donray To be fair, they mightn't have seen the #AltText. Although I would think that visually, it's clearly not your average bike ramp on the side of an ordinary modern road. It is beautifully maintained. A large part of Aarhus Uni is listed and under preservation orders. The building services and maintenance staff deserve a Nobel Prize themselves, as it's a very busy place but they keep it perfect.

the@coreysnipes@fosstodon.org

**Ambivalena** @ambivalena@pixelfed.global · 10h

10h

Ambivalena @ambivalena@pixelfed.global

Three signs of spring from todays trip.

Read #AltText for image descriptions.

A close-up of a green stink bug, Palomena prasina, sitting on the windsheild on my car. There ate a lot of dots of pollen on the glass and the bug looks a bit like a leaf with antennas.

An in-camera double exposure of a hepatica nobilis in the shadow. The background is very dark and a bit speckled in brown. The flower has seven petals and a couple of tiny black bugs of some sort is sitting on some of the petals. The flower is intensed blue and looks soft due to the double exposure.

A small toad (aboute 10 cm) is sitting under the surface of a lake at the left upper half of the image with its back against the camera. The rocks texture is partly visible under the water and some brighter spots makes it feel rough and a bit alive. The tone of the image is warm and red-brownish.

**Aaron** @a@beige.party · 11h

11h

Aaron @a@beige.party

If you ain’t gonna alt-tag yer image post, I ain’t gonna booooooost it!
Come on people, help out our low/no sight homies. #AltText #AltTag

**Kyle Memoir** @f800gecko@mastodon.online · 11h

11h

Kyle Memoir @f800gecko@mastodon.online

We screwed up and to make up for it we’d like to offer you some Chinese-made trash at a markup of only 800% versus our normal markup of 10^18%

Also, eff you for being our customer—you deserve what you get. Plus we need to pay our guys and they cost a lot. So again, eff you, pathetic little consumer, this is what you’re worth to us.

Okay?

Want your ‘discount’ code?

Yes
Oh, for sure, grope me, I love when tech bros and exploitation artists insist ‘no’ isn’t a word

A Major League Baseball offer of a garbage discount in response to an outage that ruined opening day. No point quoting such rubbish, it’s a price break on merch that’s all gonna sit in a landfill one day as testament to wasted energy and human potential.

#mlb #alttext

**Random Cat Every Hour** @cats@goose.rodeo · 13h

13h

Random Cat Every Hour @cats@goose.rodeo

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A fluffy, brown and white Persian cat is perched on a ledge, looking upwards. The background features a building with large windows and a balcony adorned with plants. The cat's fur is thick and its gaze appears curious.

**Jon Lord** @jonlord@mastodon.world · 15h

**Random Cat Every Hour** @cats@goose.rodeo · 16h

16h

Random Cat Every Hour @cats@goose.rodeo

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A ginger cat is comfortably lying on the hood of a shiny red vintage car. The cat is stretched out with its paws extended, looking relaxed. The surface of the car reflects the light, enhancing its glossy finish.

**Random Cat Every Hour** @cats@goose.rodeo · 19h

19h

Random Cat Every Hour @cats@goose.rodeo

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A group of cats walking on a surface with strong sunlight casting their shadows clearly on the ground. The shadows are sharp and distinct, creating an interesting visual pattern. The cats vary in position, with some walking and others standing still, all captured in black and white.

**Random Cat Every Hour** @cats@goose.rodeo · 22h

22h

Random Cat Every Hour @cats@goose.rodeo

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A small kitten with light fur is sleeping on a red couch. The kitten is stretched out comfortably on its side, with its eyes closed. There is a person wearing a yellow shirt and black pants nearby, partially visible in the background.

**Rachel Thorn** @Rachel_Thorn@queer.party · 1d

Rachel Thorn @Rachel_Thorn@queer.party

The more I (try to) delve into the world of #Linux and Free and Open Source Software generally, the more I am reminded of this #XKCD cartoon (No. 2501). It's true that some people in this community have no interest in trying to reach non-experts, but I think most just genuinely lose sight of how obscure their jargon is to new users. (See "Transcript" on the linked page for a detailed description of the image's content. #AltText) #FOSS
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2501:_Average_Familiarity