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Dad Jokes<p>A JOKE MACHINE!?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Yareckt<p><strong>Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmynsfw.com/post/24553522" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmynsfw.com/post/24553522</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
George Baily<p>The no1 motivator for me to get a doctorate would be to apologize for being unproductive at work, explaining I have APHD</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Fantasy for the Ages<p>Dad Joke Alert: Here's a joke I've been meaning to share for quite awhile. Finally got to it! <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/2R5LxCPLuzY" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtube.com/shorts/2R5LxCPLuzY</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
LaffGaff<p>I went on an all-inclusive fishing trip and the worm fell off my hook.</p><p>Do you think I can get a rebait?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Skytis<p>What do you call a diet where you're only allowed to eat stuff that you looked at?<br>Seefood diet</p><p><a href="https://toot.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://toot.io/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Skytis<p>Just got released from custody. Still don't understand why.<br>I was on a train with Owen and a police officer happened to sit nearby. I was wearing my new hat and Owen asked "What's on your head?".<br>When I responded "Hair, Owen", the police officer told me that I'm under arrest.</p><p><a href="https://toot.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://toot.io/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Skytis<p>What if gargoyles aren't cold because they're made out of stone but rather because the US invaded their home and stole their garg-oil?</p><p><a href="https://toot.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://toot.io/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Nic<p>When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>It gets jalapeño face.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Fantasy for the Ages<p>Dad Joke Time: Check out another bit of humor flowing from life's experiences. You might relate! <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/ymKrTzzlCGQ" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtube.com/shorts/ymKrTzzlCGQ</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>I gave him a glass of water.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Eve :verified:<p><a href="https://swiss.social/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <br>What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.</p>
Eve :verified:<p><a href="https://swiss.social/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <br>Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.</p>
Dad Jokes<p>Anna One, Anna Two...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
LaffGaff<p>What would you call a world-wide weight-loss competition?</p><p>The Ozempics.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>A boa constructor!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
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