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Holy Headaches, Batman!
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As seen at this past weekend's #HandsOff protests...
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Bonus #Joke 1:
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
Bonus #Joke 2:
Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
It had 360°!
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I forget what I've already posted. Here's two interesting ones:
Bonus #Joke :
Q: What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?
A: Banned from the petting zoo.
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#CommanderData has been added to the group chat...
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If milk expires on April 1st, does that mean it's not really expired?
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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What did the dishwasher say to the dirty dish?
A: You've obviously got a lot on your plate.
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BONUS #JOKE
Did you hear about the allergic vampire? He couldn't stop coffin.
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Spring is the cure for whatever ales you.
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If it's not winter, it's road construction season.
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Continued thread
I wonder if someone was jealous that he was named "Enchanter of the Year"?
Or maybe the Killer Rabbit has put out a hit on him...
Why? What did Tim do?
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![A park district sign for a hiking trail from "The County of Union New Jersey," with a glass cover and a tackboard inside. The tackboard has several paper flyers tacked on it, and the words "Take only photos... Leave only footprints... Kill only Tim. Please stay on the trails."
[The silent E is missing from "kill only time," so yes, it really does say "Tim."]](https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/187/023/626/286/703/original/9ea20ee906a7a5a3.jpg "A park district sign for a hiking trail from \"The County of Union New Jersey,\" with a glass cover and a tackboard inside. The tackboard has several paper flyers tacked on it, and the words \"Take only photos... Leave only footprints... Kill only Tim. Please stay on the trails.\"
[The silent E is missing from \"kill only time,\" so yes, it really does say \"Tim.\"]")
The #weather near me (outside of #Chicago ) has been very warm, then snow, then very warm, and snow again.
That's just a normal #springtime in #Illinois , so I have a lot of empathy for this poor little #owl .
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So this is why her supply of eggs is never... eggs-austed.
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#Spring might have technically begun on March 1st, but the weather in many places doesn't seem to have heard that news.
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