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Ivor Hewitt"whatever you do don't mention angularjs is the job spec, that'll be seen as a red flag to anyone applying" 🤣 <a href="https://social.ivor.org/tags/overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#overheard</a>

䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Overheard</a>  "Does your program have this feature?" "No, but someone logged a request for it on the git, six years ago!"

䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦<a href="https://dragon.style/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Overheard</a> <a href="https://xinjinmeng.neocities.org" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://xinjinmeng.neocities.org</a>

🇨🇦 OhOkKay<a href="https://beige.party/@ItsThatDeafGuy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ItsThatDeafGuy</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#overheard</a> in line up: Older lady: "I'd never own an Alexa. For privacy reasons." Young woman: "I only talk to mine when I need something." Older lady: "And how does it know when you're talking to it?" Younger woman: "I just say her name and she replies." Older lady: "Because it listening to you all the time. How else does it hear it's names?" Young woman: *long pause* "Shit. Oh, shit!!" Thought to myself: "Someone's having kitchen sex. 🤣

Lyle Solla-Yates<a href="https://cville.online/tags/overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#overheard</a> Young woman wearing a gray wig, novelty glasses, and gray mustache: “Wait! Don’t leave me! I look crazy out of context!”

AbieConversation entre un monsieur et sa fille de 7-8 ans : - Tu veux passer aux toilettes avant de partir? - Nan. - Tu veux boire un verre d'eau ? - Nan - T'es sûre ? - Naaaaan, c'est pas de ma faute si je suis un chameau ! <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/Auvol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Auvol</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/QOTD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#QOTD</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#overheard</a>

sen<a href="https://eigenmagic.net/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Overheard</a>Scene: Regional transit hub, a middle aged man with a massive beard is cronching through a massive pack of chips while cradling a 12 pack of premix like a baby. A couple of teens approach.“Hey mate, give us one will ya?!” “Bugger off… what’ll yas give me?” The teens rifle through their pockets, finding some coins and notes for their offering. The man looks at them a moment, cronching on chips. “Yeah, al’ight.” The teens pop open their drinks and grin as they walk away.

Jason StiffOverheard at the store... woman to her friend: "THIS stuff will change your LIFE." I'll have to take her word for it on the Cold Foam Creamer. I would choose the chocolate milk... 🍫🥛😋 <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Montana" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Montana</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Billings" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Billings</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/grocery" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#grocery</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/store" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#store</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#overheard</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#coffee</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/creamer" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#creamer</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/ColdFoam" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ColdFoam</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Delight" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Delight</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/chocolate" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#chocolate</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/milk" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#milk</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/chocolatemilk" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#chocolatemilk</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/change" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#change</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/changeyourlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#changeyourlife</a>

Diligence JonesOverheard:Her:...when I got bit by a dog I was too traumatized. I stopped running.Him: Ohmigod! What happened? Did you get shots?Her: After I got bit? Oh no.Him: What?!? You didn't get shots after you were bit? What if it had RABIES?!Her: We don't get shots.Him: What? Who doesn't...Her: It's a Russian thing.Him: ...just out here gettin' bit by dogs...That's when I looked over to signal my solidarity, American to American. Whatever else, we don't eff with rabies.<a href="https://sfba.social/tags/SanFrancisco" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#SanFrancisco</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#overheard</a>

Ryan Boswell 🏳️‍🌈“I’m going to put on a mud mask and then call my sister to talk to her kids. Then they’ll actually pay attention because I have something on my face.”<a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Overheard</a>

Diligence JonesConstruction Dude at Philz: I haven't done my 90 day Lattice whatever. What are my goals? Fuck, I'm 55. I don’t want to die. How about that. I just want to live my life, do my work, and go home at the end of the day.<a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Overheard</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/sanfrancisco" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#sanfrancisco</a>

Jennie<a href="https://sfba.social/tags/overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#overheard</a> in the <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/bookstore" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#bookstore</a>: "Oh, this is the manga where sexy Jesus and the Buddha are roommates."

Diligence JonesEavesdropping on a catch-up between 2 friends. One of them clearly in a relationship she's having serious doubts about because of his controlling behavior but they just bought a house together, soo....This song just kept playing on repeat in my brain. Lizzo speaks for me, often.<a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Overheard" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Overheard</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Lizzo" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Lizzo</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/BlackFed" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BlackFed</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/BlackMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BlackMastodon</a><a href="https://open.spotify.com/track/3HWzoMvoF3TQfYg4UPszDq?si=4eee075f6e6d411e" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no">https://open.spotify.com/track/3HWzoMvoF3TQfYg4UPszDq?si=4eee075f6e6d411e</a>

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