Dictator Tot

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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't send me to a camp, please.

Bunker Baby

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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.

Coppertone Coward

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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.

Salmon Satan

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Teeny Weeny Mussolini

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Lil' Donny Moscow

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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.

Cadet Bone Spur

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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.

Mango Unchained

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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.

Mango Mussolini

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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.

Pissant Pol Pot

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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.

Draft Dodgin' Don

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This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.

Commander in Fleece

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Lil' Donny Moscow

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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.

Donnie Two Poops

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Gropey the Clown

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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.

Il Douché

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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.

Marmalade Mussolini

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Don Whoreleon

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White Supresident

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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.

President Coups-a-lot

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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.