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Just read an incredible 13th century account of a feudal uprising where the Duke’s son was killed by the rebels who used a trebuchet to knock him off the battlements using the only available ordnance: the head of a decapitated peasant. It is the first recorded account of a serf face to heir missile.
In the World Championship for multi-hulled sailing boats, the French entry was named “Un Deux Trois” but it didn’t do very well.
That’s right - the “Un Deux Trois” catamaran sank!
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
Why does my wife always wait until I’m at the opposite end of the house before asking me to “Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!”?
Q What do you call a hippie’s wife?
A Mississippi.
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender to rabit: "What'll ya have"? Rabbit: "I'm only here because of auto-correct". #JokeOfTheDay
There’s only one thing I can’t deal with, and that’s a deck of cards glued together.
I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.
Q What invention allows us to see through walls?
A Windows.
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?
He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it.
When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
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Tonight we had Himalayan Rabbit
for dinner. We found Himalayan in the road.
Where do pirates buy their hooks? A second-hand store! #JokeOfTheDay
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
What does a house wear? Address! #jokeoftheday
What do you call an old snowman? A glass of water. #JokeOfTheDay Good Morning, Tooters!