The monsters advanced on Tokyo. The giant radioactive dinosaur was in the lead, but they were all there. The moth, the ankylosaurus, the three-headed dragon, even the giant turtle.
And then, as one, they stopped - just offshore. An hour passed, and then there was movement near the horizon. Gradually the creature came into sight - a huge ape, accompanied by dozens of smaller creatures. Amorphous blobs, disembodied eyes, a swarm of giant ants. A gargantuan woman. There were even some human-sized figures amongst them.
When they reached the other creatures they also stopped, and then they spread out, forming a ring around the home islands. Every approaching jet, helicopter, or ship - from either direction - were strongly encouraged to turn away.
The handful that insisted were brought to ground, or pushed ashore onto one of the outer islands. But gently. Very carefully.
Finally after two days of this, a small boat approached one of the creatures known to be able to talk, and stopped just as one of the larger ones started to move to intercept it. A man stood up with a loudhailer.
"Why are you doing this?" echoed across the sea.
The huge woman leaned down and carefully spoke, "We want SAG membership and percentages."