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(if Regina George did politics)

“Like, if I would blow him off to shoot my puppy in the face, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with cats?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-pets pool party, I was like, "JD, I can't invite you, because I think you eat kittens." I mean I couldn't have a cat killer at my party. There were gonna be cats there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He ATE KITTENS. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so weird. And then he dropped out of the hunt because no one would talk to him, and came back in the fall, and all of his hair was cut off and he’s wearing black eyeliner and he’s totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.”