JJ Celery<p>Lenehans are having big sales over the last few weeks and they keep trying to sell me a ladder </p><p>One time? Fine. Three separate emails? </p><p>HOW DO THEY KNOW?! <br>HOW DO THEY KNOW HOW SHORT I AM??</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/paranoid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>paranoid</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/shortarse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shortarse</span></a></p>