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I have a theory that Elon Musk told Trump he hacked the voting machines.

This isn't a theory that Elon hacked the voting machines.

This IS a theory that Elon Musk is an opportunistic liar.

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I have a theory that Elon Musk told Trump he hacked the voting machines.

This isn't a theory that Elon hacked the voting machines.

This IS a theory that Elon Musk is an opportunistic liar.

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At 1,000 followers, I post nudes of my dog.

At 10,000, I will post a photo of him in a tuxedo.

I will send a photo of a chicken sandwich to the next 100 people who follow me and message me, "May I please have a sandwich, sir?"

At 1,000,000 followers, I start an Only Fans for pics of cheese.

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At 1,000 followers, I post nudes of my dog.

At 10,000, I will post a photo of him in a tuxedo.

I will send a photo of a chicken sandwich to the next 100 people who follow me and message me, "May I please have a sandwich, sir?"

At 1,000,000 followers, I start an Only Fans for pics of cheese.

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It's time for a second browser war.

Spinning Internet Explorer off from Microsoft is tired.

Spinning Chrome off from Alphabet is wired.

Watching Open AI launch a browser that is kind of controlled by Microsoft will be bespoke AF.

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It's time for a second browser war.

Spinning Internet Explorer off from Microsoft is tired.

Spinning Chrome off from Alphabet is wired.

Watching Open AI launch a browser that is kind of controlled by Microsoft will be bespoke AF.

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Linda McMahon will be Education Secretary, and if you don't like it, her husband will put you into a soap opera-style drug and sex-fueled hyper-violent humiliation ritual.

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Linda McMahon will be Education Secretary, and if you don't like it, her husband will put you into a soap opera-style drug and sex-fueled hyper-violent humiliation ritual.

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A true Republican has never been tried.

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A true Republican has never been tried.

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Remember when Elon Musk went after that disabled employee who was a national hero in Iceland, and because Twitter hired him via acquisition, Twitter owed him a bunch of money if they terminated him early?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Bimbo Bakeries never forgets.

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Remember when Elon Musk went after that disabled employee who was a national hero in Iceland, and because Twitter hired him via acquisition, Twitter owed him a bunch of money if they terminated him early?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Bimbo Bakeries never forgets.

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As the head of the VA, I will award the Direct TV cancelation department a government contract to schedule appointments.

Governing is easy when you prioritize cutting costs over positive outcomes for the public you serve.

Letting people die is cheap; healthcare is expensive.

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As the head of the VA, I will award the Direct TV cancelation department a government contract to schedule appointments.

Governing is easy when you prioritize cutting costs over positive outcomes for the public you serve.

Letting people die is cheap; healthcare is expensive.

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Reminder: Much of Agile is about affording massive, complex matrixed organizations some of the flexibility smaller organizations have inherently.

No need to red pill all of Agile into an organization to benefit.

Eight-person companies don't need "tiger teams," and daily standups can sometimes be less frequent.

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Reminder: Much of Agile is about affording massive, complex matrixed organizations some of the flexibility smaller organizations have inherently.

No need to red pill all of Agile into an organization to benefit.

Eight-person companies don't need "tiger teams," and daily standups can sometimes be less frequent.

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The project for the job interview? CREATE A 90-DAY OPERATIONS PLAN THAT CAN BE EXECUTED BY THE EXISTING TEAM WITHOUT HIRING YOU.

We are not a red flag. Also, can you introduce us to some investors?

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The project for the job interview? CREATE A 90-DAY OPERATIONS PLAN THAT CAN BE EXECUTED BY THE EXISTING TEAM WITHOUT HIRING YOU.

We are not a red flag. Also, can you introduce us to some investors?

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I have two current jobs listed on LinkedIn (Ad agency executive, and nonprofit board member) 100% of the DMs I get are trying to sell me one of three things:

1. AI generated outbound sales emails
2. AI generated funding outreach emails
3. Ad tech which is powered by open AI

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I have two current jobs listed on LinkedIn (Ad agency executive, and nonprofit board member) 100% of the DMs I get are trying to sell me one of three things:

1. AI generated outbound sales emails
2. AI generated funding outreach emails
3. Ad tech which is powered by open AI

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Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are starting a podcast called 'Dogecast' to explain to the public all the government efficiency they are driving.

This is good because, as we know, the first step in any agile organization is starting a podcast.

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Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are starting a podcast called 'Dogecast' to explain to the public all the government efficiency they are driving.

This is good because, as we know, the first step in any agile organization is starting a podcast.

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AI has created the greatest boom in spam emails since the invention of the keyboard.

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AI has created the greatest boom in spam emails since the invention of the keyboard.

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People are reacting to the Threads algorithm change in such a strange way.

Many people seem to feel with the algorithm, they will someday be discovered and find popularity, but without it, they will languish.

Algorithmically driven feeds indeed surface many small accounts. But that surfacing is almost always A) transient and B) for only a minority of total accounts.

Most people, algorithm or not, will never go viral. Most who go viral will not build an audience as a result.

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People are reacting to the Threads algorithm change in such a strange way.

Many people seem to feel with the algorithm, they will someday be discovered and find popularity, but without it, they will languish.

Algorithmically driven feeds indeed surface many small accounts. But that surfacing is almost always A) transient and B) for only a minority of total accounts.

Most people, algorithm or not, will never go viral. Most who go viral will not build an audience as a result.

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Sweet potato fries are not fries.

It is I, Catturd II.

Real fries come from real potatoes with white or yellow chromosomes. I, Catturd II know the science.

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Sweet potato fries are not fries.

It is I, Catturd II.

Real fries come from real potatoes with white or yellow chromosomes. I, Catturd II know the science.

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Living in a haunted house is far worse as an adult than as a child.

One can live with ghosts, but not a cracked sewage pipe.

When the lights flicker, not from the spirits but because a lizard died in the electrical panel, and the whole thing needs to be replaced, you are truly haunted.

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Living in a haunted house is far worse as an adult than as a child.

One can live with ghosts, but not a cracked sewage pipe.

When the lights flicker, not from the spirits but because a lizard died in the electrical panel, and the whole thing needs to be replaced, you are truly haunted.

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Matt Gaetz has caved to the woke mob and withdrawn himself from consideration for the US AG position.

At least he can relax and spend time with the children now.

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Matt Gaetz has caved to the woke mob and withdrawn himself from consideration for the US AG position.

At least he can relax and spend time with the children now.

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@quantensalat He was something.

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@quantensalat He was something.

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Honey, can you get the door? It's the souls of the damned you ordered from Amazon.

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Honey, can you get the door? It's the souls of the damned you ordered from Amazon.

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Imagine becoming a “STEM influencer” or “science communicator” only to realize some random PhD keeps telling you "you're wrong" and "need to stop."

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Imagine becoming a “STEM influencer” or “science communicator” only to realize some random PhD keeps telling you "you're wrong" and "need to stop."