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It's quite funny that there are so few spambots on Fedi that Nicole the Fediverse Chick has become an instant celebrity. You don't get that anywhere else.
@TheBreadmonkey Instant, universal mockery should be more widely available
@bytebro It’s why I’m here @TheBreadmonkey
@adhdeanasl @bytebro @TheBreadmonkey
I love that I'm following real people in the Fediverse. The bots self identify and the accounts are worthwhile like weather and news.
Nicole was fun because it became a game of whack-a-mole. It's the Fediverse having a laugh at the would-be scammers and spammers.
I vote she becomes a Fediverse icon, the shameful cousin to John Mastodon. The relative who's never invited to gatherings but tries to intrude anyway.
@MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @bytebro @TheBreadmonkey
You have earned my vote for your Nicole the Fediverse Chick proposal, DB.
Where do Eye drop off my ballot?
I'm voting here. The mythical "Nicole" has never DMd me, which is clearly my fault.
@bytebro @jstatepost @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
You just outed yourself as Nicole.
Nice try Fediverse Chick™
I see you
As previously stated, the position one MIGHT aspire to would be the _Fediverse Chap_, don't you know, old boy?
@MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social@bytebro @TwoClownsEating @jstatepost @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Maybe you didn’t look tastie?
Maybe she hasn’t gotten to you yet.
I hear if you stand facing a full length mirror and say her name three time and she appears behind your mirror image
She steps forward and you feel her breath on your neck
You feel small supple arms warp around you.
You turn to look and no one is there.
In the mirror she beckons you with an index finger like moon light and the short sharp nail a ruby
You feel her push you gentle toward
The mirror as her hands and tongue
Play songs in your skin
You raise your hands to stop you
Grabbing the frame as other hands…
@MishaVanMollusq @bytebro @TwoClownsEating @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
We ARE talking about #NicoleTheFediverseChick here, Medea, and NOT Beetlejuice's sister, right?
@jstatepost @bytebro @TwoClownsEating @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Why not both?
Notice
You never see them together
At the same place
At the same time.
Coincidence?
Experts think not
@MishaVanMollusq @bytebro @TwoClownsEating @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Well, EYE'VE certainly never seen them together at the same place and the same time, Medea.
And even an Ai-powered Google search failed to unearth a photo of the two together.
Though, in fairness, Eye can probably get an Ai-generated photo of them, if you give me a few minutes.
#NicoleTheFediverseChick #Ai #BeetkejuicesSister #TuckersBalls
@jstatepost @bytebro @TwoClownsEating @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
I want a drawing done of them by a Wistful female orangutang who works in the style of my dead orangutang friend Janey
@MishaVanMollusq The image features a framed abstract artwork hanging on a textured white wall. The frame is black with a white mat, and the artwork displays a dark background with streaks of orange, yellow, and green. Below the artwork, there are three plush toys arranged on a shelf. On the left, there is a small pink plush toy with black hair and a round nose. In the center, a larger brown plush toy resembling a dog with black ears and a collar is visible. To the right, a doll with red hair and blue eyes is partially visible. The overall setting appears to be a cozy, personal space, possibly a child's room or a collector's display.
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